Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Thor's Cousin

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Siplion Design | Driving Glasses | Yellow | DeBarros Brand Reviews

Siplion Design for purchase here -

We’re going to create a real-world review with a more scenario based theme, let's get started with the basics:

Build Quality -
  • Spring Loaded Hinges - meaning the glasses can wrap around faces and heads of all sizes and shapes.  
  • It also means the glasses won’t get bent out of shape if they get in an awkward yoga pose.
  • Arms are made of a light metal frame.

Nose Bridge -
  • 13 millimeters great for small and wide noses.
  • Flexible and won’t dig into your nose

Lenses -
  • Yellow - what’s not to love, it’s the color of the Sun, and everyone loves the Sun!
  • Big - like hit song big, big like important, big like when they try to downplay
“size doesn’t matter”

Scenarios you would wear these glasses -
  • Driving with the top down
  • When you WANT her catching you looking...
  • At the beach
  • You want an edgy look, but you’re bold, not hiding behind dark colored lenses.
  • You want to shine like the sun - Yellow
  • Need a pair of shades for a cloudy day
  • Need a pair of shades for cover art.
  • On a rooftop pool party and BBQ.
  • In the recording studio.
  • During a live performance of your latest hit song.
  • In Hollywood
  • On holiday
  • When you’re channeling your inner celebrity

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Broken Night Light

Nick at Nite, flick tha light, broken night light
lights all off - at the tick of midnight
right or wrong - I writin' this sit-tight
Gonna sound tight like a fine chick in thin tights

Tight as a band-aid stuck by her man's ways
cheated on her diet, I gave her the mayonnaise
He couldn't afford it, so I took her to Pompey
tried to keep it friendly, but we laid down long-ways

Song came and went like a thong on a windy tent
airing out the laundry that was what I really meant
Cozy on my chest, gotta get her off my chest like
them bad habits where they lay to rest

Lights back on we surely did sin
Jehovah witnessed that bdsm
baby im skittles the sweeter eminem...

the sweeter eminem....

he woulda bruised you above the chin...