Sunday, February 4, 2018

Sherlock and Nancy's Night Out





Intro:


Sure Sherlock, I’ll patch you through to Nancy Drew, one moment please… ring ring


Hello…


Where’s the rendezvous between me and you
Meet me at  2345 apple-bottom drive


Lyrics:


Step one two one two one two
Walkin’ on over to nancy drew
Struttin down the street in my favorite suit
Meetin’ at the diner where they serve that soup



Diner sign in my eyes, worried about the budget
Dollar sign one is fine, more N we’ll be dutchin’
All of sudden I hear someone comin
Do I stop walkin’ Do I start runnin’



Footsteps real, gumshoe will, found out
This person wore red high heels
Bottom of the hill, look upskirt
Down on my luck in dirt


Kicked to my knees upskirt
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?


Fell for high heels, damn what  a hell of a side thrill


Fell for high heels, damn what  a hell of a side thrill


damn...

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Drankin' Wine in the Life Guard House







Bars




syllables
1
Drankin’
The wine
In the
Life guard house

2
(B)
havin’
Fun with a
Former nun

3
Keepin’
in mind
That tha
Lights go out

4
(B)
As we
Fallin’ like
The sun

5
Takin’more shots
Than a
Compton
house

6
Plush with tha
love
Warm from a-
Hug

7
swappin’
Saliva N
Wild n out
(B)  my

8
Dick gettin
Heavy I’m taken
the
condom out

9
How did we get here
From a hostel not so hostile
Smiles n stout
I

10
Needed a table
To sit my glass
Looked at her ass
N - said it would do

11
Told me not to
Let a drip drop
Hard to hold it in
I almost blew

12
Karayoke and
Jenga
Tried to put
Tereyaki on a singa
13
Played a
Little bit of
trivi
a

14
open
Ended up questions
Upright ended up
wrestlin’

15
Asked where was that
Libya, all the signs
read
labia

16
All other
Routes

inferior



Bonus
Ended  all too
fast
I had bad bad gas
Syria

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Passing Grade





Turnin’ on the lights when I Sit up on the bed A
Closin’ my eyes cuz I’m Sleepy in tha head  My B
mom’s yellin’ so loud her face turn in’ red N - she A
said go to school, and you betta pass your teeest! B


After mom’s fuss/ I rushed to the school bus/  | A | 10
Forgot lunch money/ not eating that school lunch | B  | 12
I’m next to twisted weave, yeah Marsha’s Braid-y bunch | B | 12 |
Noise-y BUTtons pushed like a false missle  launch | |A | 10


Down the road  on the way, stopped by the graaaaves | 10
Hoping after field trip, I won’t end up this waaay |11
I need an assist,  Steve Nash - and a passing grade | A |12
And me yelling yay, no time but today| B|  10


Hit the school pavement, parking lot to basement | A | 12
Class underground broke lights with no paid cents | B | 10
Sit in the damn seat and don’t you dare  speak | B | 10
Reach for the pencil, write lines real simple. Now reach | A | 12


Thoughts of a loss on this test put to rest | |A | 10
I could be a boss of a clown - no jest | A | 10
Heart so heavy like sad clowns on my chest 10
Cardiac arrest, po po from 90’s won’t give it a rest.


Felt like test results  in a saw mine,


Wanted to do murder when I saw mine.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Dear Liry - Just Dance - ft. DeBarros (Prod. Henning Kuhrt)





Photo by Keenan Constance on Unsplash

Dear Liry - Just Dance - ft. DeBarros (Prod. Henning Kuhrt)

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Mamacita's Havana ft. DeBarros





Photo Credit - Igor Starkov from Unsplash.com

INTRO:

Hey Mamacita, I see-ya
Hey Mamacita, I see-ya

VERSE:

Come into my two seater, engine like wooo keep-her
Vroom vroom vroom gonna ride with a school teacher
shorty studied love won't need to school teacher
-- Cutie so hot , not so cold, won't THE heater

Love's music, we're the speakers
goin' to the beach with barefeet -
we're sole seekers -
music kids, bars bid, highest bid
auction aftermath of what that music did

HOOK:

Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch
Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch


Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch
Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch


VERSE:

Look at what you did when you had my kids
laundry full of marks like - two lane skids
all from kids. with gerber bibs,
NOLA's babies graduating - Tulane's kids...

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Bonnie and Clyde's Choir





Instruments menstruating, cymbals insinuating, tenors a hating, drums escaping the beat like Bonnie and Clyde with the PD heat, revenge on the streets, from what happened in Eastham's keep/.

Clyde wasn't a rapper but had the meanest BARs/ vacation on the run, getaways in them Ford focused cars/ Sun on the run, post mortem talked about them like shining stars/

Bonnie was a former waitress/ Clyde dated/ kept the ring from not Billy Bob, but Roy Thornton. Smitten by Clyde, she agreed to many bank rob co-hortin'. One thing she declared, she was a gal but never did that cigar smokin'

Clyde was poor farmer's boy, lived under a wagon home, until papa bout a tented dome/ no one ever thought he'd become a boy on the run all about that tint and chrome/

Clyde,

Stealing pin-ups from their dreams, made her write about being alone. Had to smell the cigar smoke lit from a portable kiln/ She loved the talking pictures aka them sound films/ never mind that now/ simple country gal swayed/ like willows in the shade/ she predicted the end was coming for her like outlaws visiting a saloon, perhaps without you she'd never write The Story of Suicide Sal it all ended too soon...

Bonnie,

A seductress with a tough-lip, went everywhere where tough-went, on the road, love spent, like lovers in the back seat pulling up upholstered lint, spent every scent/ bathing in rivers and drying in air with no air vents/
Good intentions but what was it you really meant? So much hidden so much buried booty, on the inside heart’s treasures, on the outside water-drenched pirates admired your dress and the way it flowed over your booty. Enticed Clyde to climax, perhaps that’s what really motivated his shooting.../

Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...
Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...
Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...

Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...