Sunday, January 21, 2018

Passing Grade





Turnin’ on the lights when I Sit up on the bed A
Closin’ my eyes cuz I’m Sleepy in tha head  My B
mom’s yellin’ so loud her face turn in’ red N - she A
said go to school, and you betta pass your teeest! B


After mom’s fuss/ I rushed to the school bus/  | A | 10
Forgot lunch money/ not eating that school lunch | B  | 12
I’m next to twisted weave, yeah Marsha’s Braid-y bunch | B | 12 |
Noise-y BUTtons pushed like a false missle  launch | |A | 10


Down the road  on the way, stopped by the graaaaves | 10
Hoping after field trip, I won’t end up this waaay |11
I need an assist,  Steve Nash - and a passing grade | A |12
And me yelling yay, no time but today| B|  10


Hit the school pavement, parking lot to basement | A | 12
Class underground broke lights with no paid cents | B | 10
Sit in the damn seat and don’t you dare  speak | B | 10
Reach for the pencil, write lines real simple. Now reach | A | 12


Thoughts of a loss on this test put to rest | |A | 10
I could be a boss of a clown - no jest | A | 10
Heart so heavy like sad clowns on my chest 10
Cardiac arrest, po po from 90’s won’t give it a rest.


Felt like test results  in a saw mine,


Wanted to do murder when I saw mine.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Dear Liry - Just Dance - ft. DeBarros (Prod. Henning Kuhrt)





Photo by Keenan Constance on Unsplash

Dear Liry - Just Dance - ft. DeBarros (Prod. Henning Kuhrt)

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Mamacita's Havana ft. DeBarros





Photo Credit - Igor Starkov from Unsplash.com

INTRO:

Hey Mamacita, I see-ya
Hey Mamacita, I see-ya

VERSE:

Come into my two seater, engine like wooo keep-her
Vroom vroom vroom gonna ride with a school teacher
shorty studied love won't need to school teacher
-- Cutie so hot , not so cold, won't THE heater

Love's music, we're the speakers
goin' to the beach with barefeet -
we're sole seekers -
music kids, bars bid, highest bid
auction aftermath of what that music did

HOOK:

Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch
Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch


Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch
Make love a stunt, re-revin a bunch
push baby, push baby, let's pop the clutch


VERSE:

Look at what you did when you had my kids
laundry full of marks like - two lane skids
all from kids. with gerber bibs,
NOLA's babies graduating - Tulane's kids...

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Bonnie and Clyde's Choir





Instruments menstruating, cymbals insinuating, tenors a hating, drums escaping the beat like Bonnie and Clyde with the PD heat, revenge on the streets, from what happened in Eastham's keep/.

Clyde wasn't a rapper but had the meanest BARs/ vacation on the run, getaways in them Ford focused cars/ Sun on the run, post mortem talked about them like shining stars/

Bonnie was a former waitress/ Clyde dated/ kept the ring from not Billy Bob, but Roy Thornton. Smitten by Clyde, she agreed to many bank rob co-hortin'. One thing she declared, she was a gal but never did that cigar smokin'

Clyde was poor farmer's boy, lived under a wagon home, until papa bout a tented dome/ no one ever thought he'd become a boy on the run all about that tint and chrome/

Clyde,

Stealing pin-ups from their dreams, made her write about being alone. Had to smell the cigar smoke lit from a portable kiln/ She loved the talking pictures aka them sound films/ never mind that now/ simple country gal swayed/ like willows in the shade/ she predicted the end was coming for her like outlaws visiting a saloon, perhaps without you she'd never write The Story of Suicide Sal it all ended too soon...

Bonnie,

A seductress with a tough-lip, went everywhere where tough-went, on the road, love spent, like lovers in the back seat pulling up upholstered lint, spent every scent/ bathing in rivers and drying in air with no air vents/
Good intentions but what was it you really meant? So much hidden so much buried booty, on the inside heart’s treasures, on the outside water-drenched pirates admired your dress and the way it flowed over your booty. Enticed Clyde to climax, perhaps that’s what really motivated his shooting.../

Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...
Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...
Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...

Time after time with Bonnie and Clyde, passion's loyalty will ride or die...

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Projector Light | Product Review











INTRO


Lights all of the lights, project them bright, project them until all eyes marvel in your sights -DeBarros



That’s exactly what this projector light does.  Very bright and very noticeable - these lights were inspired by Tupac Shakur - All Eyez On Me.  Especially when it’s night time or in a dark room :)
EXPERIENCE


I had high expectations for this projector light, like most things in my life, I expect beauty and eye candy!  After plugging in the projector light and giving the lights a whirl (pun intended), I came to the conclusion the device performed up to its name - projector led lights in a various of 24 patterns.  Now the light patterns themselves drew little meaning to me, as they are random patterns with the main theme being red and green.  Which I suppose points heavily to Christmas but red and green can mean other things…  Nonetheless, I’m a disco ball baby and these lights reminded me of the disco funk still inside of me :)


PRACTICALITY


Now I won’t dive into technical specs as you can see that info in the product description, but I will give you some ideas as to where you can use the lights - keep the lights out of walking area of humans - even though the product says safe for human eyes, bright lights don’t feel good in the eye, I accidentally looked into the light…  I didn’t make it to the other side though :|


  • Project the light on the wall, or den of a home, even a garden wall in a easy way, and don’t worry about weather affecting your laser decorations (completely weatherproof).
  • Dress up the outside of your home during the holidays
  • Replace an aging disco ball by shining the light towards the ceiling but still out of the direct way of human eyes - you could hang the projector light from a ceiling, point it up and operate it with the included responsive remote control.
  • Project a pretty night light patterns in your kids rooms.

CRITICAL CRITIQUE


The Title - I am going to be completely honest with you here, maybe you will agree or disagree, but this product has a slight identity crisis, in the title it is called a “Projector Night Light” “Landscape Spotlight” “Waterproof Projection Light” Remote control for Holiday, Weddings and Christmas - can we just call it a Multi-Color Holiday Light Projector (that’s my 2cents)?


The Remote Control - ok so the remote control has the following buttons:
Flash + (increase flashing), Flash -, (decrease flashing)
Motor + (increase motion of patterns), Motor - (decrease motion of patterns).


The Motor + and - threw me for a slight loop, felt like I was playing horseshoes for a bit ;), but after experimenting, I understood to increase/decrease  of rotation / motion .  


I think the manufacturer had only enough space for 4-5 letter words on the buttons, and “motor” was the closet fit, I can suggest another 4-5 letter word dealing with motion, but then it would only be relevant to my date from Tinder…

Other than that the remote is very responsive, works as designed!

SATISFACTION


The Projector light does what it says it does, I’ll keep this light stored away and pull it back out for the times I visit my best friend’s rooftop pool and jacuzzi.

And put on a light show - I’ll be the cool kid once again!

Product Review | Projector Lights


Friday, December 22, 2017

A Christmas Song





It's cold outside with snow OK don't worry you'll find your way --- keep the warmth inside and you'll-find----- your ----way

keep the warmth inside and you'll-find----- your ----way....

Very Merry Christmas/ don't want to miss-this/
cold in the snow goin' the distance, this very instance
come around in-listen/ Santa's a-s-kin for as-sis-tance,
wouldn't want to miss this, wouldn't want to miss this..
lost in the snow goin' the distance, lost in the snow goin' the distance
how we answer Santa in this instance?


Put an elf on the shelf - n-call-it-the-self
lesser ego bein' dealt, askin'-for-help
lost a sense of worth - n - cashed out my self
searchin' happiness from the time I was twelve
who can I tell? Who can I tell? Is Santa really real
Is Santa Really real? or has he come and gone like
Ally McBeal? or has he come and gone like Ally McBeal.

TV masking the pain that simply won't heal
CDs tracking a voice inside that won't feel...

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Sara Capra





I once knew a girl named Sara Capra
wanted to buy her a ring as big as Saturn's

I once knew a girl named Sara Capra
wanted to buy her a ring as big as Saturn's

I was in Denver, she was in DC,
every time I saw her
she was on my TV
left me with these lyrics
now she's on my cd
left me with these lyrics
now she's on this cd....
left me with these lyrics

now she's on this cd....

Start up a startup
on the weekend every weekend
stood right next to her,
but knees were on the weak-end
cassette tape of love just kept on seekin'
cassette tape of love just kept on seekin'

wanted to buy her yoga pants n- a- map
on a map, mappin' curves on tha map

Platonic, I'm-on-it
(p) but I don't really want it
can we play mystery
and be the ones who done it!?

From Speakers to Leakers
I chose to leak this through your speakers x2

From Speakers to Leaks
I chose to leak this through your speakers.... x2

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Praying to Winter's Moon





Prayin' on my knees/ with the cold breeze/ on my sleeve
on my cold knees/ when I wrote these

Winter so cold make the cold sneeze
33 wonder what I spose to be...

Life's an oddity, I'm an anomily
Haley's comet is coming and caallling me

Armegeddon follow me
This is the heart of me
universe took it all here's the art of me

Milky way show tha way to bae x2
Silky ways in lingerie


Little Big Dippa with a booty of a sista x2
wentto sippa, drowned when I tried to kiss-her

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Taylor Swift - Are You Ready For It - DeBarros Freestyle





Lyrics:

Who woulda thought The chaos would be the pay-off
Even with the lotion You refused to - stay soft
I played doctor, gave you the truth, you said AH

Dreams of you and me high hopes like Kareem,
darling this ain't no california dream
only teamwork - - - - works as a team

Careful words, love is war, for what it's worth - Gettysburg
love in motion speed racin' transmission set in third
(b) When it comes to places I races, her heart's set in first!!!

Saturday, November 25, 2017

The Chase Freestyle Feat. DeBarros





Holdin' education hostage
took the Dean from the college

Learn what I learn don't ask me
how I got it/ knowledge overdue
tuition paid in full

I'm from the Generation Yabba Dabba Do!

That Daphane mad at me,
Asking how could that happen to me
bent me over your knee , just kept on paddlin' and paddlin' me
too wet, you drowned and no more paddling

Damn girl, you sound like you want more paddling

If you don't tell, I won't do no tattling
swim no drown, we both love paddling