Sunday, October 22, 2017

DeBarros | Out To Dinner

Intro - yeah baby, I know you're always thinking about where we've been, where we at, and where we're going

but tonight we're going out to dinner:

Took you out to Dinner with tha Suit-on/ Ordered
salad with no crouton's/ came from a crumby life - -
shared roommates and a futon, minds of a closed caption
no sounds ya that mutes on -tired and worn - carpet -- like you kept the shoes on

Walked out my life, with those heinous feats, pain was deep ---
on this gainful microphone with these damn painful beats,
Camoflauged your (e)Xmen every damn day of the week, isn't that right Mystique, isn't that right Mystique

Time got colder and shorter every day of the week
Time got colder and shorter like Aspen at Winter's peak
Time got colder and shorter like my shorty buried 6-feet deep
Time got colder and shorter when you saw me half days and called it a week

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Bay By Broadway | GPS to my heart and Tom Tom my way...

Photo by Amos Bar-Zeev on Unsplash

Cali Doll-babe, far from broadway
decided to park that car way (swing) BY
the bay (B) too many people in my way (B)
Driving bumble bee's cousin, no Michael Bay
Cars don't talk --- what can I say, oh oh what's that you say?

why did you get lost in the first place
go the distance go go long long way
gps to my heart - n- tom tom my way

no trees but In the shades lookin' the other way?
in them blonde braids, with them long legs, in a thong song
your thongs sway, all you can say is touche, Im by the ocean sushi

why did you get lost in the first place
go the distance go go long long way
gps to my heart - n- tom tom my way

Met at Mardi Gras lost in the hot sauce
Cornered in the french quarters/ , legs a wrapped around a corner
Made out like the French, quartered in 50 cent's quarters, bankrupt but we still had each other and our quarters

why did you get lost in the first place
go the distance go go long long way
gps to my heart - n- tom tom my way

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Rocket In The Ocean

Rocket in tha ocean, like a Kim Jong-Un Quotient
pause for a period but blow up his colon
Rocket man's two months and already showin
lava river flows that's me just flowin'

Keep up on the sanctions - - - his people keep tankin'
Military rankin, sex slaves he be sankin''
who wants to see his asssss naked
right before he leaves and falls - just rake-it

Orgasm, whore-had-em at Thor's door throwin oars at em
on korean floors throwin dirty chores at em

Rocketman in need of a tan
need to hit the beach and sand
starve his ass - im number one fan,
bury his ass deep in the sand
feed him that fuckin spam
sanctions coming harder than USA's Uncle Sam

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Cutie goes on a date at the workplace

City lights | late night |- on a date night
cupcake plain in sight, _ should I take a bite?
Nibble on the nipple but please do it civil
Nibble on the nipple but please do it civil

Malory's allergy is a low salary
better pay for dinner, no , salad's not a valid tease
she likes fancy cheese, booty needs them calories
like she's running track on this track from the seventies!

Ahead of me, in a two piece this date
taught me how ta untie a shoelace
during an earthquake in the workplace
damn, HR just laid down that yellow tape

Oh oh oh oh

Monday, September 11, 2017

Cutie at Horse Shoe Bend

Horse Shoe bend not many men inhabitied (B)
Found Her in the bush ask what hat you in
Looked me in my eyes asked "whats happenin?"
Takin' you around the Bend then backin' in

Shirt's outback shortage of racks
Still hangin' my shirt on that
Asked me where I learned to rap
Told her right there were she sat

In tha bushes tushes,
with Brazillians, Brazillian waxes...
no bushes
No hoodies but I'll still hood-it
Dreams don't walk themselves
Gotta foot-it

This just in - I tease her
I'm as old as a beeper
She's in love with Justin, Justin Bieber
I'mma keep-her, but if I saw her id
would she be too young to be a keeper?

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Six Bride's Maids

6 Brides Maids and the bride in the way
who say this day special any way

folded arms like Bitch you in my way
you said you needed to be in the picture anyway

14/15 seconds

Nameste doin yoga on those off days, brides maids layered like a parfait

15 seconds

some got grapes other got dates, all got bob to pay for the boob job mistake
fruit of the looms loomed at bob's wake poor little bob didn't waaa-a--ake

some fake n bake, others shake and bake, pink babe in the back brought a cake

butterflies cocooned, bride leader of the balloons.

Boss lady running a racketeer, cover up brides maids wearing rabbit ears... you can't see it but they got tatted rears

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Two Face Cutie on a Two Day Duty

Two face cutie on a two day duty
Way she treated me, was truly unruly
Had me coming back like that cat Doug Flutie, I didn't want to tap that booty
insisted on sausage so I gave her Andouille. nibbled a bit on it I went kablooey

Lips of a cutie so mean - Judge Judy

my name's Amiin, she likes dark skin, I mean Salaam

How much more can you take of this song?

Wait wait wait what verse was I on, ok ok hold on

35/36 seconds

Put a fitbit on a chick this thick - she's already fit...
quick wit gets her naked this quick

Bra strap misses on a misses,
goin' topless to the top of the hit list
Billboard in the pants - I want to hit this

Monday, August 21, 2017

Canon on a Cameron Lookin' Through A Canon

Canon on a Cameron Lookin' Through A Canon
Lock a nudist in the bathroom no tannin

Take a picture lights camera no action'
boobs not in sight ----- no fa-pp-in'

No water no soap wrote a note to the Pope.
Asked for a little bit of 3rd world hope.

Vocals in a pentameter, nipples in a centimeter
Metrically speaking her feet never seen-her

One eye closed but not a tweaker,
parched lips, a dehydrated speaker.

Boomin' this beat given you an earful of speaker
vocals lost -n- found, and you the seeker

You don't know-tho, I rap to these photos
I'm big but yet unknown like Texas' Desoto

I rap they pose, some touch their toes,
pictures speak my flow, send a photo
I promise it'll be magical like Frodo Covered in Froyo!


Friday, June 23, 2017

Girls, Girls, GIrls


Standin' outside in the cold
with no soul, waiting to see
girls girls on the pole
pull-em waist high hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
No Santa Claus but on the lap they go

Inside many clowns breakin many vowels
- while that wife at home foldin' many towels

Thinkin game is hot but really mild....

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Salem Witch Hunt in a Noose

Salem witch hunt, look at this one
on the run / from the sun
Pale doesn't chase just anyone
No sunscreen - so makeup won't run
Standin' there like she just won

Holdin' a stick in the photo
lookin' like a female Frodo
Internal desires - - - -
Feed me Froyo

Not not afraid... No Pollo

If I had to choose, I'm make a noose....

Random thoughts....