Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Doorbell Salmon

Press a summoning spell,
have a compelling story to tell.

A door’s companion, missing one is the equivalent of ringing famine.
It’s like the North Atlantic missing its salmon.

If you’re not sure and not specific,
you might as well get lost in the North Pacific.

People get up in a fit of joy when pressed,
salmon become coy when caviar is laid to rest.

Going on a salmon run is usually no fun,
it’s all uphill and definitely not fun,
bears with clamping jaws, weighing more than a ton.
Hunters equip their poles and shun their guns.

Bald eagles eyeing a salmon-y show,
like George Segal putting on a “Just shoot me!” show.


Friday, April 17, 2015

Yik Yak

Location aware - people yaking about Netflix,
college chairs and lacy underwear, under where!?

When you yak there’s no going back, yeah there’s a delete button but no backtrack. Onward Yik Yak!

Upvote, downvote - a steady upvote of your yak posts allows you to continually add to the community of Yik Yak compote.

I’m riding a Yak, heading towards a trap, I pull the reins and yik,
it wasn’t that serious, I choked my Yak just to avoid a stick.

So what are you waiting for?  Grab a snack, download the app, ride a Yak’s back and anonymously Yik Yak.


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Oven Goods

I’m baking a verb and preposition together.  
Peek inside my oven and you’ll see, of-in.

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating curds and whey,
so much so, on the top developed a muffin,
all the guys started calling her a chubby bae.
It was hard to leave her yard, she had the smile of Tina Fey.
All the boys got in a position of a guard and assisted in Missy Elliott’s play.

I’m sleepy on this night, I’m trying ever so slight with tongue in cheeky.

But the monk traveled to Denver and is now sheltered in a tree trunk.


Saturday, April 11, 2015

Paddled Creek

Paddle a creek
after riding saddle’s creak.
next time you want to moan, mute the creak,
battle with a paddle and you’ll go far up and down the creek.

Become courageous,
let courage leak.
Stew bravery in a soup of leek.

Wishful ambition resting on a peak,
a list full of tasks leaked,
all of them unchecked, and now no one’s interest is piqued.

If you remain afraid to peek
around the corner,
well, you’ll never peak.


Friday, April 10, 2015

Jump Rope

Jumping rope can be as simple
as jumping with a smile, indent a line, and give a dimple.

quickly jumping with increasing rep,
alternating feet with increasing pep.

Left goes right and right goes left,
hands in motion, with a bit of deft.
Keep em’ tight like you’ve just committed a theft,
keep em’ weighted with a bit of heft

Learn the ropes,
swing a rope,
more importantly,
never give up hope.

Life’s not a VCR, there’s no skipping,
rewinding, nor pausing on a line.
Exercise hope wholeheartedly,
and make the best use of time.


Sunday, April 5, 2015

Insightful Sight

Write after the insight,
write when vision is in sight.

When the target has left your sights,
write when fear arrives onsite.
Write courageously, but not in spite,
but please, do bully the fearful site.  Create a world in sprites,
not carbonized lemon and lime drawn through straw pipes,
but the kind from digital mines - the flying wingless types.

Inspite of it all, stand from your crawl,
after all, you’ve come too far to remain a flower on the wall.


Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Thawed Tube Top

Traffic is here,
start, stop.

A plumber’s crack is near,
drip, drop.

Pennzoil in Nascar’s rear,

Buoyant bounce inside a tube top,
tubes connecting various tops,
while missing straps at the top.

The Sun’s tanning sear,
Summer is here,
Flip flop.


Friday, March 27, 2015

Train of Thought

I’m training my mental thought, “choo choo - all aboard!”, 
this is one mental line you don’t want to miss nor stop.

I thought,
why not hang out at the internet block,
After all, I couldn’t afford a Harvard thought.

But I knew if I took a many of MOOC,
my thoughts would be hot and no longer warm luke,
then the world would see my intelligence is definitely not a fluke.

Nuzzled Coursera, Edx and Udacity,
took my courage of not knowing - cleared it up with opacity, three years layered, and I’ve expanded my mental capacity, I finally have the audacity to record my rhymes through Audacity.


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Downed Leg

In a hospital lies a downed leg,
topical cream applies, and a drunken popsicle snuggles a downed keg.

I’m a family guy, but I've never produced a daughter named Meg.
I beat an egg, it scrambles, unable to regroup, it rambles, with no choice but to run with both legs.


Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Muscled Mussels

Life and Adversity come to the door and ask if you can come play never-ending tug-o-war.

Sure, bring the fire, tag Graham, crackers, and marshmallows pour.  
We’re taking the lens off this pot, call it a naked Instagram tour.

A gooey mouthful, we’re all in store.  Life’s throwing everything in the pot, call it a sticky smorgasbord.

Tug east, tug west, tug might from your inner chest.
Mug a beast, give a mighty tussle, pry the shell open, squirt some lemon and consume a mussel.  Pry courage from your shell and work your mental muscle!


Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Goliath Resilient

 David and Goliath

What should you do when life's obstacles seem too large?


Take them by the head and mean it!

Hackathon One

Three, two, one,
time is up and everyone holds their breath to see who’s won.

Let’s step back and delve into the humans who rivalled the falling and rising Sun…

At the check-in table, it feels like an innovative stable.

Swag and treats galore,
smiles encouraging to perform what you haven’t tried before.

After the introductions and requirements are said,
trot over to the social feeding trough - eat and speak like Mr. Ed.

After your belly is full,
wrap around the pitches or unwind your pitch from the yarn wrapped spool.

Assemble your team,
make it memorable, and make it a meme.

Upon a keyboard your fingers run,
elbows greased and hair squeezed into a bun.

Everyone’s exhaled, the shot of the final gun has rung.

Prize money flees the scene like a fox chased bun-ny.
If you don’t win, keep running, down the road you’ll find a spot warm and sunny.

Congratulate the people who won,
and praise the people who refused to keep mum.
For this hackathon, was for some, the first one they’ve ever done!