Saturday, July 20, 2013

Why Vine is strangling Twitter

Send a Tweet on a Vine, 
it's like climbing Everest with twine. 

Bird choking so slowly, cant behold... 
that Vine is stuck in one big messy hole.

Look at that poor bird, on a vine painfully chirping,
Almost as concerning as a stubborn infant refusing its birping.

Twitter purchased a polished deck, but the Vine was neglected, 
released into the wild without a health check.

This is turning into frustration, delirious and disastrous, 
like the time HP bet the farm on WebOS

Don't get me wrong, the idea was awesome in principle and I really tried to be a fan
It's just that the slimy vine wont shake its rump, like Miley Cyrus twerking on Instagram!

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