Thursday, December 25, 2014

Holiday Cheer in a Chair

Holiday Cheer in a Chair

Come around here, rest your legs beside a chair,
strengthen your legs as you come down each stair.

You must not hibernate,
there’s too much at stake.

For goodness sake, leave that to a bear.
You've got holiday parties to bear
and ugly Christmas sweaters to wear.

Company parties with eggnog, liquored and spiced.
Attempts at the President’s vice to become your new vice.

We’ll keep your secret, as you sit there in Victoria’s underwear.
Stay clear of yesteryear, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


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