Poseidon turned vegetarian forking lettuce,
who would've known the seas would become his fetish.
Rhea had a son consumed by the lightning bolt,
to save her water son, she told Cronos, she gave birth to a colt.
Poseidon had many offspring, many women and no wingman to be,
he sprung on one of his offspring,
she got buried alive, so he turned her into a spring...
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