Thursday, July 23, 2015

Instagram dislikes people weighing more than a gram



Instagram, instagram, where do I place my pict-o-gram?
in-a-van, on-some-sand, next to a skinny man?
better yet, weightless - next to a-moon-man.


Discriminate against women’s weight?
solve the debate, take strides with a healthy gate.
Push open up the curvy gates.


You take em on a date, give em a diuretic,
hopefully they piss on you - water weigh-it
they’ll still look good even if they don’t shed-it.
You can’t even speak on the topic, so you can’t visually TED-it!


Ironic a Facebook turns face and snaps a photo-sharing app with 1 billion faces,
iconic curvy looks hashtagged with curvy hooks,
seemed to be your disgraces, so you removed them faces...


They’ll still be gorgeous, curvy, while marketing pays a moral-fee,
women curvy in floral bikiNis, hashtagging #Curvee


Women think about their bodies everyday,
at least one thought sad, one bad, all because of visual fads.
dammit I’m mad,  a ban on curvy shouldn’t make you glad.


Women genetically have curvy parts,
we know you think the world is flat and you’ve lost your smarts!


Instagram has gone topsy turvy
becoming a big dummy, and afraid to say curvy.


Funny how your instagram logo has all curvy letters,
without curves you wouldn’t even get IT.
You really should revolve around the issue a bit more better.


Weigh more than a gram?
then you have no fans in a curvy band on instagram,
cuz curvy is slammed, doesn’t matter if you’re woman or man.


You censor cuz your moderators really aren’t sure,
they can’t tell the difference between a naked Pauly Shore and a curvy Demi Moore!


-DeBarros




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