Who woulda thought-it.
When done with the faucet,
dress in front of the closet.
Wait, makeup in rewind, now pause-it.
Laced in Leopard prints - husband paws-it.
Brushing under a faucet,
put away the toothpaste and floss-it.
Faucet reflecting so much gloss, beauty runs deep
invoking Kate and Randy Moss.
Boss a faucet,
engage it, then stage it,
make it sexy to cause a Kate Moss-fit
A faucet crosses its losses,
brushed with chrome,
it gets married in a church with a dome and no crosses.
No religion treading,
no pulpit vetting,just call it a hell of a wedding...