Rust bike, rust riding blight on sight,
this is one bike you don’t want to ride in your lust tights.
Seat of rust, better believe your ass - your ass will fuss!
Seat pad swiped, rust streaks ripe, like a meek dad forgot to wipe.
Rusty seat missing puffy cheeks, I think I should stop now, I refuse to speak.
Bike abandon, not riding tandem, no one’s riding, not even in a bike famine…