Friday, December 4, 2015

Spoon and Knife

Spoon and knife
with no fork,
is like a honeymoon without the wife.

Nothing to poke the meat, when she’s in heat.

A wife’s boon to spoon,
like the time on honeymoon,
she requested destination moon.

Fork abandon spoon and knife.
At work and at home goes a sobbing wife
preparing a dish that requires only a spoon and a knife.

Just look at this site.
How many dishes do you know
that require both a spoon and knife?

This story is a bit of a mystery,
no matter how you tell it, you’ll be forked and out of sight history…


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