Upset and pounded the ground,
decided to give you some grass.
Not in Colorado,
so this is not the kind you smoke while sitting on your ass.
This lass has dirt underneath her cuticles,
she didn’t know how to respond.
This was her reply when you flirted and called her beautiful.
She gave you a gift from the Earth.
This had an underlying meaning.
This was a perk for her giving birth.
Had to skip all the bar’s pints and quarts,
so she thought it was fitting to gift you some grass and dirt.