Baby in the Oven
We’re looking at the result
from all the late night lovin’
We see the pregnancy test was not bluffin’
She married a traffic cop while eating a muffin top
she had snacks, even at the traffic stop.
He told her he could not sit alone,
so why not make like dogs and dig to-bone.
Baby got back so he gave her a belly.
Always saying it’s hot in here…
She startin’ to sound like a broken record
made by Nelly.
He’s on duty when protesters shout,
when she’s in labor, his face will be postered, reading
“Why didn’t you pull-out”
Husbands out and about, looking for the oink to this snout.
Piggy has a craving for pickles and SauerKraut!