Monday, July 18, 2016

Summer 7 Eleven

Summer 7-Eleven - Oh thank Heaven/
Summer 7-Eleven - Oh thank Heaven/
Summer 7-Eleven - Oh thank Heaven/

From small town, to bustling city sounds
a 7-Eleven is sure to abound
Small rounds to round mounds
Tube tops and tube socks stay silent while the door makes sound.

Men’s noisy thoughts from silent jiggles, wiggles…. Aisle 9 is where you’ll find the pickles.
In the country, men serenade ladies with the fiddle, in hopes to fiddle, then blast off like a missile.
Or Mis-Sile, Back at 7-Eleven, a Mrs. gets lost in the pie-aisle. A bit heavy, drops the pie and cries on pie’d tile.  All the while, now she’s running late to the office job - where she files.
Guy comes in, in a suit and tie, pants restored from a previous flood - nice and high.
Impatient in line, so he lets out a sigh, lady in front of him wished he would die.
Ouch, quite barbaric for a 7 Eleven Mind.  What she doesn’t know, he’s in a bind,
If he’s late one more time, he’ll have to drive Uber come home late every night,
His girlfriend - he won’t be able to lube-her.

Fitness moms with sports bras -tits twisted fun, wardrobe malfunction while in action,
Aspiring to be the next Janet Jackson. So she takes up singing classes.

With every lunge, tights scream, 9 months mums dream pickles and ice cream.
Mums come in for the kids slurpees, in tights, getting back in shape with burpees.
Guy outside trying to sell mums shirts that say” Slurp Me”  He’s asked to leave for being too flirty.
Poor guy, still selling homemade shirts at the age of thirty.  

Summer 7-Eleven - Oh thank Heaven/
Summer 7-Eleven - Oh thank Heaven/
Summer 7-Eleven - Oh thank Heaven/


Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Sun Dress Construction

He got too close, so she put up a wall/
Posed for the camera, a frontal no one saw/

Standing in the way of construction,
Never handled cat calls well,
So she constructs her own seduction.

Petite pear comes to mind, this has you
Thinking fruit thoughts about her behind.

Mirror mirror on the wall, she broke every last one,
Stays the course and keeps posing in front of this wall.

Went to Vegas to put on a Poker face/
Visited a biker bar and went on a choker date/

Beyond the time of shaking a rattle,
Lovely behind is in their mind,
Men drowning must be  sign,
They just want to paddle
She’s a bit kinky and throws them a paddle.

Got fit bit fit, purchased a fitbit from a fitness mall.
On display
Perfect combo - like barbeque and coleslaw.

Diamond made it to the other side,
On the other side of the wall,
Coal’s appalled. Raised in sandals - Now there she stands tall!


Friday, July 1, 2016

Chapel in the Woods

Here goes a chapel with a steeple
Where people come to babel with people

Inside goes miracles - people in awe
Sermons so long - might as well write them into law

Clergymen cleansing spirits
Like dirty gin, sipped by 40 year old men
Wishing they could do it all over again.
And wondering why they keep committing the same sin.

Church in the woods, sticks out like a flirt skirting wood.

Tiger in the brush, berthing tiger woods.
Wives clubs testing worthy woods…

Not a bird or bee near the front porch
Kids learning about the birds and bees in the rear of the church.