Tickety tickety tock, so many people buy tickets just to watch jocks,
lose sense of time and throw out the clocks.
Jocks on a clock,
sorority girls nailed jock straps to a clock.
Football team strapped for time to find their jocks.
On the field yields a human hormone guild,
Raging on taping, underground tapes reveal all the gaping,
Big A-Holes - quite rude - tried to stick play-doh up the wahzoo…