Sunday, September 4, 2016

Traffic Signs

Red light, green light, yellow.  He’s got a sperm count issue… as a teenager drank too much Mellow Yellow.  

Oh that mellow fellow, let all the girls persuade him, never stood up, he was quite yellow.  

Tried to play the cello, and win a championship, but he had to settle, ended up with a dusty cello and the same status as Melo.

His girlfriend big as a stop sign, red on all sides and unmovable after the cement-sets/, now his wife, with no prenupts-set/.  

Damn, he regrets making that bet, with love, from above, called up Doug, and got a showing of “How to do the Dougie”


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