Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Six Bride's Maids





6 Brides Maids and the bride in the way
who say this day special any way

folded arms like Bitch you in my way
you said you needed to be in the picture anyway

14/15 seconds

Nameste doin yoga on those off days, brides maids layered like a parfait

15 seconds

some got grapes other got dates, all got bob to pay for the boob job mistake
fruit of the looms loomed at bob's wake poor little bob didn't waaa-a--ake

some fake n bake, others shake and bake, pink babe in the back brought a cake

butterflies cocooned, bride leader of the balloons.

Boss lady running a racketeer, cover up brides maids wearing rabbit ears... you can't see it but they got tatted rears

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Two Face Cutie on a Two Day Duty





Two face cutie on a two day duty
Way she treated me, was truly unruly
Had me coming back like that cat Doug Flutie, I didn't want to tap that booty
insisted on sausage so I gave her Andouille. nibbled a bit on it I went kablooey

Lips of a cutie so mean - Judge Judy

my name's Amiin, she likes dark skin, I mean Salaam

How much more can you take of this song?

Wait wait wait what verse was I on, ok ok hold on

35/36 seconds


Put a fitbit on a chick this thick - she's already fit...
quick wit gets her naked this quick

Bra strap misses on a misses,
goin' topless to the top of the hit list
Billboard in the pants - I want to hit this

Monday, August 21, 2017

Canon on a Cameron Lookin' Through A Canon





Canon on a Cameron Lookin' Through A Canon
Lock a nudist in the bathroom no tannin

Take a picture lights camera no action'
boobs not in sight ----- no fa-pp-in'

No water no soap wrote a note to the Pope.
Asked for a little bit of 3rd world hope.

Vocals in a pentameter, nipples in a centimeter
Metrically speaking her feet never seen-her

One eye closed but not a tweaker,
parched lips, a dehydrated speaker.

Boomin' this beat given you an earful of speaker
vocals lost -n- found, and you the seeker

You don't know-tho, I rap to these photos
I'm big but yet unknown like Texas' Desoto

I rap they pose, some touch their toes,
pictures speak my flow, send a photo
I promise it'll be magical like Frodo Covered in Froyo!

#DeBarros