Sunday, September 17, 2017

Cutie goes on a date at the workplace





City lights | late night |- on a date night
cupcake plain in sight, _ should I take a bite?
Nibble on the nipple but please do it civil
Nibble on the nipple but please do it civil

Malory's allergy is a low salary
better pay for dinner, no , salad's not a valid tease
she likes fancy cheese, booty needs them calories
like she's running track on this track from the seventies!

Ahead of me, in a two piece this date
taught me how ta untie a shoelace
during an earthquake in the workplace
damn, HR just laid down that yellow tape

Oh oh oh oh

Monday, September 11, 2017

Cutie at Horse Shoe Bend





Horse Shoe bend not many men inhabitied (B)
Found Her in the bush ask what hat you in
Looked me in my eyes asked "whats happenin?"
Takin' you around the Bend then backin' in

Shirt's outback shortage of racks
Still hangin' my shirt on that
Asked me where I learned to rap
Told her right there were she sat

In tha bushes tushes,
with Brazillians, Brazillian waxes...
no bushes
No hoodies but I'll still hood-it
Dreams don't walk themselves
Gotta foot-it

This just in - I tease her
I'm as old as a beeper
She's in love with Justin, Justin Bieber
I'mma keep-her, but if I saw her id
would she be too young to be a keeper?