Monday, July 16, 2018

Barbie and Ken back at it again

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Siplion Design | Driving Glasses | Yellow | DeBarros Brand Reviews



Siplion Design for purchase here -


We’re going to create a real-world review with a more scenario based theme, let's get started with the basics:


Build Quality -
  • Spring Loaded Hinges - meaning the glasses can wrap around faces and heads of all sizes and shapes.  
  • It also means the glasses won’t get bent out of shape if they get in an awkward yoga pose.
  • Arms are made of a light metal frame.


Nose Bridge -
  • 13 millimeters great for small and wide noses.
  • Flexible and won’t dig into your nose


Lenses -
  • Yellow - what’s not to love, it’s the color of the Sun, and everyone loves the Sun!
  • Big - like hit song big, big like important, big like when they try to downplay
“size doesn’t matter”


Scenarios you would wear these glasses -
  • Driving with the top down
  • When you WANT her catching you looking...
  • At the beach
  • You want an edgy look, but you’re bold, not hiding behind dark colored lenses.
  • You want to shine like the sun - Yellow
  • Need a pair of shades for a cloudy day
  • Need a pair of shades for cover art.
  • On a rooftop pool party and BBQ.
  • In the recording studio.
  • During a live performance of your latest hit song.
  • In Hollywood
  • On holiday
  • When you’re channeling your inner celebrity

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Broken Night Light





Nick at Nite, flick tha light, broken night light
lights all off - at the tick of midnight
right or wrong - I writin' this sit-tight
Gonna sound tight like a fine chick in thin tights

Tight as a band-aid stuck by her man's ways
cheated on her diet, I gave her the mayonnaise
He couldn't afford it, so I took her to Pompey
tried to keep it friendly, but we laid down long-ways

Song came and went like a thong on a windy tent
airing out the laundry that was what I really meant
Cozy on my chest, gotta get her off my chest like
them bad habits where they lay to rest

Lights back on we surely did sin
Jehovah witnessed that bdsm
baby im skittles the sweeter eminem...

the sweeter eminem....

he woulda bruised you above the chin...

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Sherlock and Nancy's Night Out





Intro:


Sure Sherlock, I’ll patch you through to Nancy Drew, one moment please… ring ring


Hello…


Where’s the rendezvous between me and you
Meet me at  2345 apple-bottom drive


Lyrics:


Step one two one two one two
Walkin’ on over to nancy drew
Struttin down the street in my favorite suit
Meetin’ at the diner where they serve that soup



Diner sign in my eyes, worried about the budget
Dollar sign one is fine, more N we’ll be dutchin’
All of sudden I hear someone comin
Do I stop walkin’ Do I start runnin’



Footsteps real, gumshoe will, found out
This person wore red high heels
Bottom of the hill, look upskirt
Down on my luck in dirt


Kicked to my knees upskirt
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?


Fell for high heels, damn what  a hell of a side thrill


Fell for high heels, damn what  a hell of a side thrill


damn...

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Drankin' Wine in the Life Guard House







Bars




syllables
1
Drankin’
The wine
In the
Life guard house

2
(B)
havin’
Fun with a
Former nun

3
Keepin’
in mind
That tha
Lights go out

4
(B)
As we
Fallin’ like
The sun

5
Takin’more shots
Than a
Compton
house

6
Plush with tha
love
Warm from a-
Hug

7
swappin’
Saliva N
Wild n out
(B)  my

8
Dick gettin
Heavy I’m taken
the
condom out

9
How did we get here
From a hostel not so hostile
Smiles n stout
I

10
Needed a table
To sit my glass
Looked at her ass
N - said it would do

11
Told me not to
Let a drip drop
Hard to hold it in
I almost blew

12
Karayoke and
Jenga
Tried to put
Tereyaki on a singa
13
Played a
Little bit of
trivi
a

14
open
Ended up questions
Upright ended up
wrestlin’

15
Asked where was that
Libya, all the signs
read
labia

16
All other
Routes

inferior



Bonus
Ended  all too
fast
I had bad bad gas
Syria

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Passing Grade





Turnin’ on the lights when I Sit up on the bed A
Closin’ my eyes cuz I’m Sleepy in tha head  My B
mom’s yellin’ so loud her face turn in’ red N - she A
said go to school, and you betta pass your teeest! B


After mom’s fuss/ I rushed to the school bus/  | A | 10
Forgot lunch money/ not eating that school lunch | B  | 12
I’m next to twisted weave, yeah Marsha’s Braid-y bunch | B | 12 |
Noise-y BUTtons pushed like a false missle  launch | |A | 10


Down the road  on the way, stopped by the graaaaves | 10
Hoping after field trip, I won’t end up this waaay |11
I need an assist,  Steve Nash - and a passing grade | A |12
And me yelling yay, no time but today| B|  10


Hit the school pavement, parking lot to basement | A | 12
Class underground broke lights with no paid cents | B | 10
Sit in the damn seat and don’t you dare  speak | B | 10
Reach for the pencil, write lines real simple. Now reach | A | 12


Thoughts of a loss on this test put to rest | |A | 10
I could be a boss of a clown - no jest | A | 10
Heart so heavy like sad clowns on my chest 10
Cardiac arrest, po po from 90’s won’t give it a rest.


Felt like test results  in a saw mine,


Wanted to do murder when I saw mine.