Sunday, February 18, 2018

Broken Night Light





Nick at Nite, flick tha light, broken night light
lights all off - at the tick of midnight
right or wrong - I writin' this sit-tight
Gonna sound tight like a fine chick in thin tights

Tight as a band-aid stuck by her man's ways
cheated on her diet, I gave her the mayonnaise
He couldn't afford it, so I took her to Pompey
tried to keep it friendly, but we laid down long-ways

Song came and went like a thong on a windy tent
airing out the laundry that was what I really meant
Cozy on my chest, gotta get her off my chest like
them bad habits where they lay to rest

Lights back on we surely did sin
Jehovah witnessed that bdsm
baby im skittles the sweeter eminem...

the sweeter eminem....

he woulda bruised you above the chin...

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Sherlock and Nancy's Night Out





Intro:


Sure Sherlock, I’ll patch you through to Nancy Drew, one moment please… ring ring


Hello…


Where’s the rendezvous between me and you
Meet me at  2345 apple-bottom drive


Lyrics:


Step one two one two one two
Walkin’ on over to nancy drew
Struttin down the street in my favorite suit
Meetin’ at the diner where they serve that soup



Diner sign in my eyes, worried about the budget
Dollar sign one is fine, more N we’ll be dutchin’
All of sudden I hear someone comin
Do I stop walkin’ Do I start runnin’



Footsteps real, gumshoe will, found out
This person wore red high heels
Bottom of the hill, look upskirt
Down on my luck in dirt


Kicked to my knees upskirt
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?
Balls damaged, how you gonna give birth?


Fell for high heels, damn what  a hell of a side thrill


Fell for high heels, damn what  a hell of a side thrill


damn...